The Blog That Reveals My Deepest Penchant

Have you ever stood in line at a public university printer, except instead of actually standing in line you just scootch up to the front and hover over the tray even though you know whatever you’re waiting for won’t be out for another twenty minutes? Yeah, I do that. Do you ever read whatever paper is being printed and mentally make fun of it? Yeah, I do that, too, even though I probably shouldn’t since at least those people, the ones with the bad, bad papers, are actually WRITING them and turning them in and whatnot.

The reason that I’m in the public lab? What is it, you ask? Oh, because I forgot I had an assignment due today. I made it to class, I even made it to my chair and everything, when dude next to me pulls out a little piece of paper, and I’m all, “Hey, is there something due today?” And he’s all, “Yeah,” and I’m like, “Hmm.” And he says, “You can do it in, like, thirty seconds” but I’m all, “No, that looks really, REALLY difficult, I should go work on that… for an hour… somewhere else.” And I leave.

But the good news is that I printed out the assignment and everything, although I haven’t actually looked at it because I know that guy and if he can do it in thirty seconds then I can do it in TEN.

Take THAT.