Monday, May 12, 2008

Evolutionary Psychology at Its Worst

Today I read that the reason my saucer-like eyes are appealing to the opposite gender is because they're reminiscent of an INFANT. AN INFANT, PEOPLE, OH MY GOD. Someone please inform the psychologists that they are making certain - very interesting - assumptions about male sexual preferences, please tell them this right now.

1 comment:

P.I. said...

Infants do not think, talk, or write the way you do, and, as beautiful as your eyes are, no amount of saucer-like-ness can attract (at least certain) members of the opposite sex as your brilliance.

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