Lyra Says

Lyra: Why are you making all those WORDS?

Me: I'm sending a note to my friend who's totally awesome.

Lyra: I'm totally awesome, too.

Me: Yes... yes, you are totally awesome.

Lyra: pointing to ad of a woman wearing a shirt that says "I piss excellence": He's totally awesome, too!

Me: SHE'S totally awesome. She's a woman.

Lyra: Womans are ALL totally awesome.