Me So Sexy

Is there any possible chance that you guys have been able to avoid those dating service advertisements on myspace? You know, with the guy all grinning at what is, apparently, just his computer screen, the one covered with hot hot chicks dying to meet him, and he's like, yay, baby, oooh... and he runs his hands through his hair, smiles some more, makes some meaningful eye contact with the camera? That one. Because it's supposed to make you all "Wow, I'm going to sign up right now but only if I can have THAT guy!" But of course THAT guy, the one who spends all day grinning at his computer, isn't going to be on the site.

Natch.

But there are some good things to come out of this, because those ads have inspired me to practice my own sexy I'm-alone-with-my-computer face. There's lots of grinning and little pigeon-neck how-ya-doin's and occasionally I run my fingers through my hair all huh. And then I make sexy sexy eye contact with my imaginary camera. Yee-ahh! Hotness strikes.

Ok, that was supposed to be a joke, but now I'm totally going to DO that. And you know what? I bet I'm not the ONLY ONE.